A very good article about helping your children learn to read from The New York Times. Don't forget to scroll past the advertisements to get to the next section.
Did you hear that Santa knows karate? He has a black belt.
Who is Santa’s favorite singer? Elf-is Presley.
Why was Santa’s little helper feeling depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
Why did Santa bring 22 reindeer to Walmart? Because what he wanted to buy cost around 20 bucks, but just in case it was more, he brought some extra doe.
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